Episode 124: Mommy, I mean, Daddy

Private Quarters Episode: The Measure of a Man. Deadpan was the way this past week. Thank you to everyone who traveled to the smokin’ hot land of Arizona to celebrate the Deadpan Palooza Festi-BBQ etc. with us! We had a blast! Dan gets a birthday present WAY early. What a lucky guy he is! Dan rants and raves about Barbie Girl and other sell-outs and then ponders how to become one. We watched some Flesh Gordon thanks to Terry Tee from A Quiet Time podcast. Thanks, Terry! What are your favorite movies from your childhood? Call and let us know! Did you ever watch them back-to-back? And other stuffs.

Next Week: The Dauphin

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Episode 123: That’s What She Said: Supplemental

Private Quarters Episode: A Matter of Honor. What a week we’ve had! We saw movies, hung out with friends, ate delicious food and received some awesome voicemails and other stuff. Plan 9 From Outer Space is great with RiffTrax formerly from MST3K, Mazes and Monsters is not recommended, but we still love Tom Hanks. Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist is a great date movie, and 10 Things I Hate about You has Heath Ledger making Cj swoon. All that plus some Star Trek Goodness! Check it out!

Next Week: The Measure of a Man

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Episode 122: Extreme Brains and Blood. Period.

Private Quarters Episode: Unnatural Selection. Special Guests Michelle and Dan from the Out of the Coffin Podcast join us for some crazy fun! They are excellent. Why does Cj go to Big Lots? What is the name of the Best Blood Recipe Book ever? These questions and many more are answered. Buffalo is delicious. Dan reviews District 9 (spoiler alert). Eggnog is made from raw egg and bourbon. The Cake vs. Pie debate continues.

Next Week: A Matter of Honor

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Episode 121: Tainted Love (Worlds Apart)

Private Quarters Episode: The Schizoid Man

One Tree Hill? No, we don’t watch that. Pie? Yes. It’s better.
RiffTrax – We are going. Check the link for a theater in your area: http://www.ncm.com/Fathom/Comedy/RiffTrax.aspx
Hey you!? Are you local? Go with us. E-mail us for details.
We went to the Zoo and the orangutans were sleeping. Dan was sad. He ate popcorn and a sno-cone, fed the ducks, and felt better.
Dan wants to know if you prefer calves or ankles. I apologize in advance. (That is if you read the show notes in advance of listening. If you are reading these after the fact, then I’m just plain sorry.) Backpacks with licensed product FTW! *sigh*

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Next Week: Unnatural Selection

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Episode 120: Here Come the Geico Cavemen

Private Quarters Episode:  Loud as a Whisper

Special Guests: Jack Mangan and his rock-hard abs from Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Podcast

Do all men who have neckbeards love Linux? Linus? Obuntu?

What do you do with your empty Pepsi cans? Throw them at your wife, right?

Mmm stuffed hamburgers. Oh wait… not so mmmm. More like Ewww Watch out for the Big Mac Squash.

When the Internet is working correctly, just use CTRL-Enter. No WWW needed.

Next Week: The Schizoid Man

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Episode 119: Enterprise Girls are Easy

Private Quarters Episode: The Outrageous Okona

So, you want some Love Long and Prosper do you? You want it real good? They should make Okona coffee and Johnny Depp should serve it in nothing, but an apron.

I was just checking to see if anyone actually reads the show notes I write! Look at the picture below. We forgot to mention it in the show but, Thank You to Becky from Texas for submitting the photo which will be this week’s beautiful artwork on the website.

So, yeah, as usual, we talk about stuff. KFC and GSN made the list. Otherwise, well… You know… I don’t want to write this anymore. Just go listen.

Oh and vote if you haven’t already. Voting closes on the 20th.

Next Week:  Loud as a Whisper

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Episode 118: Saucer Shaped Sections

Private Quarters Episode: Elementary, Dear Data

Well, golly sugar lumps and crumpets! This episode is cheeeeesy! The Star Trek episode, not the part with the Dan and Cj. Strange things are afoot at the local 7 Eleven and don’t you dare try to break their only $20.00 withdrawal system. Dan is attacked by a butterfly with questionable gender preference. Cj gets a new phone and you know you are enVious. Oh and apparently Cj is “sweet” in this episode because usually, she’s such a tyrant – we just had to take note of her sweetness.

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Next Week:  The Outrageous Okona

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Episode 117: Vegas is a Real Life Holodeck

Private Quarters Episode: Where Silence Has Lease

Two, Two, Two Guests this week!  We are joined once again by the loveable Dan Shaurette from the Out of the Coffin Podcast and first time guest Jack Hosley, AKA WNDRwolf from Wander Radio! Many thanks to them both for making the show more awesome!

We talk about Cj’s crazy Vegas trip and all the trouble she tried not to get into. She saw a show called Bite with topless vampire dancers and she danced at the Nine Fine Irishmen – Best Bar evAr – until all hours of the morning. Dan promotes his new podcast, ROFLWOW: all about WoW and ROFLing. There’s some foodcasting and stuff in there too.

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Next Week:  Elementary, Dear Data

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Episode 116: The Woomba and the Troi-gasm

Private Quarters Episode: The Child

The season 2 opener of Next Gen has us all excited! We just go crazy talking about all the new stuff that’s not really new to us, but new to the show when it was new. You knew? No? Oh no. Dan is still searching for UFO’s and Cj is still waiting for her Bag of Crap from Woot. McDonald’s is skanky in some new and different ways and, well, that’s really all we have time for today.

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Next Week:  Where Silence Has Lease

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